August 2011
219 posts
My hero is a man who wears eyeliner, owns more Batman toys than can be counted and runs from bees in the middle of interviews. I regret nothing.
That awkward moment when Black Veil Brides won a Kerrang! award and a Golden Gods award for best new band, was called 'talented' by KISS, Sebastian Bach, Alice Cooper and Nikki Sixx, had Sebastian Bach come sing with them live, had a photoshoot with Motley Crue, and have one of their songs being featured in a Hollywood movie all in the matter of a year and yet some people are still saying they suck.
all time low orders pizza.
- pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
- matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
- pizza hut: would that be delivery?
- matt: yeah.
- jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
- matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
- pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
- matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
- alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
- matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
- pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
- matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
- pizza hut: yup that's correct.
- matt: can i get two supreme -
- vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
- matt: ......
- vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
- matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
- zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
- rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
- matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
- jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
- vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
- matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
- alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
- matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
- pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
- matt: YES YES YES.
- rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
- matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
- pizza hut: any drinks?
- matt: six 2 liters of coke.
- vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
- matt: SHUT UP VINNY
- pizza hut: is that all for you?
- matt: yeah what's the total
- jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
- pizza hut: that would be 295.33
- matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
- jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
- pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
- matt: really?
- pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
- matt: god bless you, kind soul.
- pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
